tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12119909999291541982011-04-21T19:01:28.392-07:00- lifestyles of the dopey and drunkfulg-rockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381608666247870985noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211990999929154198.post-29846228628327912032007-08-20T04:33:00.000-07:002007-08-20T05:02:59.486-07:00<div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div>Major moral dilemma:</div><br /><div><a href="http://burn.d3vour.com/gambar/transformers/bumblebee.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://burn.d3vour.com/gambar/transformers/bumblebee.jpg" border="0" /></a> <img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.partstrain.com/images/The_Auto_Blog/transformer3.jpg" border="0" /> <img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 353px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="407" alt="" src="http://andweshallmarch.typepad.com/and_we_shall_march/images/bumblebee_maybe_1.jpg" border="0" /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.toysnjoys.com/transformersbusts/bumblebee1.jpg" border="0" /><strong> OR</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/grimlock5/RealOptimusTruck.jpg" border="0" /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.ilovesubstance.com/images/movies/transformers_movie_poster_optimus_prime.jpg" border="0" /> <img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://ekle.us/media/optimus2.JPG" border="0" /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.ultimatetoys.com.my/New/Transformers/TakaraMP01/Takara%20MP01%20Optimus%20Prime%201.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />part of me feels like i'm cheating on optimus just by asking...</div><div> </div><div>in other news, was walking down my street in london last night after a 3.50 all you can eat curry and saw a dude walking up the street who looked vaguely familiar. didnt say hello or anything, but later realised he used to be a customer at a supermarket i worked at when i was a teenager. random or what??!?<br /><div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1211990999929154198-2984622862832791203?l=jailcelljogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>g-rockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381608666247870985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1211990999929154198.post-16833658036744277422007-08-16T05:37:00.000-07:002007-08-16T06:21:20.005-07:00<div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRGgMJtJRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_rq6tAc6iM0/s1600-h/cactus.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099278196921935122" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRGgMJtJRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_rq6tAc6iM0/s320/cactus.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div><strong>top note in mexico city:</strong><br /></div><div>sitting next to a mexican man on a bus in the outer suburbs of mexico. he was reading porn. CARTOON PORN. and also trying to hide it from me. HAVE SOME PRIDE MAN! also, i think he was touching himself. 4 stars.</div></div><div> </div><div><div><br /></div><div><strong>top note from puetro escondido, mexico:</strong></div><div><br /></div><div>getting drawn into the perverse world of playing drinking games against mexican bar owners for the sheer satisfaction of watching the poor man do shot after shot of mescal. THEN IT WAS MY TURN. would've been fine if someone had told me I WASN'T DRINKING TEQUILA after more than 8 shots.<br /></div><div>drunk friend: wow g-rock, you sure are good at drinking mescal."<br /></div><div>me: mescal? what's that? </div><div><br /></div><div>drunk friend: that stuff you're drinking dude...<br /></div><div>my idiot self: ohhhhhhh, i thought this tequila tasted funny.</div><div> </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099286138316465570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRNucJtJaI/AAAAAAAAABU/zWQK58azGqc/s320/mescal.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>a few shots later...<br /></div><br /><div>random friend: wow, you're really hardcore to be drinking all those baby scorpians...<br /></div><div>me: what baby scorpians??</div><br /><div>random friend: the ones that came out of that mega-scorpian in the mescal bottle that have made their way into the last 3 of your shots... dude, are you okay???</div><br /><div>me: um... yeh... i just thought that was dirt or like fluff in my glass... not BABY SCORPIANS!!! whoops...<br /></div><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099281362312832306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRJYcJtJTI/AAAAAAAAAAc/wip1THnevqQ/s320/mecal2.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div><strong>highlights from san cristobal, mexico:</strong><br /></div><div> </div><div>probably this rooster:<br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099282852666484050" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRKvMJtJVI/AAAAAAAAAAs/jmv5YoxkSgQ/s320/rooster.jpg" border="0" />or this random, but delicious AND FREE meal:<br /></div><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099283333702821218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRLLMJtJWI/AAAAAAAAAA0/c-SthGow5f8/s320/food.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><br /><div><strong>top notes from tulum:</strong></div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099284660847715698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRMYcJtJXI/AAAAAAAAAA8/rqMlVugz9Eg/s320/BLURRY.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>being too lazy to do anything much exciting. free really bad tequila aka tequila of death. french canadians (a la Quebecois) asking "but why do australians say 'to have sex' at the end of every sent-ance?" obviously didnt understand my explanation, fucken. rum, rum and more rum. blurriness and finally, in another quotable Quebecois question:<br /></div><div>"why do you have your cum* in your bag?" (* in reference to my <strong>COMB</strong>)<br /><br /></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5099284957200459138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QbrITfIcJmQ/RsRMpsJtJYI/AAAAAAAAABE/mApd9h4VvVI/s320/TEQUILA.jpg" border="0" /> </div><div>to quote <em>The Truckers, </em>can i just say in an over dramatic voice... 'To be, con-tinued.'<br /></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1211990999929154198-1683365803674427742?l=jailcelljogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>g-rockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16381608666247870985noreply@blogger.com0